Reasons to get a Pet by Jessie Doodles [tumblr]
This is accurate
Yes but puppy
It’s weird how things change in an instant.
My ‘supposed’ boyfriend would rather spend time visiting his dog, whom his ugly ex owns instead of spending any time with me whatsoever. Haven’t seen the dude all week, he barely speaks to me let alone texts me and I’m fucking sitting here feeling shitty for myself and feeling totally uncomfortable in this victim role.
I’m going to Vegas on Saturday, and some guy is going to hate his life after meeting me. Like, truth - I don’t know who the fuck this dude thinks he is, because I can play this game better, and stronger than any Man ever has. I’ve officially put myself back on the market, and I don’t really give a fuck if this dude gets the memo or not. At this point, all fucks have left the building.
Harlot Reunion Summer Tour 2014.
American soldiers teasing children for water in Afghanistan
This is physically painful to watch. How sick do you have to be to drive around a ravaged Afghan city in a tank and tease these little babies for water? Americans truly have no shame. Not only do they invade our country and kill our people, but they flaunt their disrespect towards Afghans with pride by filming these videos and releasing them.
These soldiers must want a fuckin ass whoopin from hell
I can’t fucking believe this
I don’t particularly have the best opinion about people in the military, or the military in general, but I hope that not all people in the military are similar.
mexican moms do this thing where if you forget or don’t do the dishes or take out the laundry or the trash exactly when they want you to, it’s like the greatest betrayal, and then they say “vas a ver, cuando tu me pidas algo, te voy a mandar a la chingada tambien”, followed by too much guilt tripping
I’m damn near 30 years old and my Mother made me wash the dishes this last weekend when she stepped out of the house. When I told her,”yeah I’ll wash the dishes just not right now” her exact words were “SAID WHO?” And my response was a giggling “idk”.
Needless to say those dishes were washed before she came home.