barenakedlife:

I hate it when people don’t stand behind their word.  

DUDE. DUDE. dude. DOOOD. Dude.

Hi.

So, I need someone savvy and awesome that knows an extensive and nerdy amount of HTML and Java to help me redesign my work website. We already hired a freelancer and she robbed us of some dignity on shit we don’t need.

I’m looking for someone that can give us a facelift without changing our 75,000 items in our inventory. A complete re-haul is out of the question.

Please email: s(.)represent(at)gmail(.)com for more info.

I’m going to be interviewing for a freelancer that can do the things I need to establish to re-brand ourselves. If you have any friends looking to make some cash, or are available for a few hours a week please pass this along. Email me, lets talk. We can meet, and then I can introduce you to my boss once he comes back from BROCHELLA.

LA residents only, plz.

my first and last ever “Perks” reference.

Has been the best weekend I’ve had in a long time. 

I’m trying to go over every single event from the week before, and I can’t. I’m enthralled and excited, and more sure than ever that I’m going in the right direction with this person. An IRL ride or die Gent.

I’m sad that its over, and I’m bummed that I have to return to reality and all the “negativity” out in the world. I wish I could stay in the bubble I’ve been in for the last 96 hours.

“I wish I could take you with me.”

“Put me in your pocket.”

GPOY: Oscar and Mama

—- JUST FOR THE RECORD, I HATE WATERMARKING MY SHIT, BUT I ALSO DON’T LIKE RANDO’S ALL UP IN MY SHIZ —-

MINI L&O:SVU MARATHON. BYE INTERNET.

These are your future politicians. Enjoy.