GPOY: Oscar and Mama

—- JUST FOR THE RECORD, I HATE WATERMARKING MY SHIT, BUT I ALSO DON’T LIKE RANDO’S ALL UP IN MY SHIZ —-

omg. it’s Oscar (Wilde Meyer Wiener!)’s twin doggie.

cyclopslovesyou:

I can’t wait until I could get my own frenchie..

WHAAAAAAAAAT. I cannot deal with this.

Do the world a fucking favor, and don’t own an animal if you don’t plan on being home to feed and shelter it. I hope who ever lives here, gets tied by their dick and left for dead with no food or water. Also, I just called the cops on your stupid ass. Die, spawn of Satan. I hope Animal Services comes quick so this puppy can get his life saved and shared with a family that cares.

I’m on the hunt for Fatty-meyer-weiner (Oscar)’s costume for Halloween this year, and I’ve decided against a panda. Oscar is cute as shit, but he’s not small enough to pass as a baby panda. I love these, but I can’t decide. Please help me! Which should Oscar wear this year?

MIKE JUST EMAILED THIS AND I DIED.

I cannot come to terms with the fact that I can’t purchase this cute faux Burberry dog sweater that I saw on Etsy, because it’s a size Small and Oscar’s fat ass is a Medium. 

The worst part is he doesn’t even care about losing the dog fat. I’m a terrible Mother.

I LOVE THE PLANET EARTH.

ruineshumaines:

Si-Lay… practicing Yoga …賽雷練瑜珈 … (by Artodin)

Thiiss. I can’t.

youngmanhattanite:

omfg i can’t stop lolzing right now.