GPOY: Oscar and Mama
—- JUST FOR THE RECORD, I HATE WATERMARKING MY SHIT, BUT I ALSO DON’T LIKE RANDO’S ALL UP IN MY SHIZ —-

I’m on the hunt for Fatty-meyer-weiner (Oscar)’s costume for Halloween this year, and I’ve decided against a panda. Oscar is cute as shit, but he’s not small enough to pass as a baby panda. I love these, but I can’t decide. Please help me! Which should Oscar wear this year?
I cannot come to terms with the fact that I can’t purchase this cute faux Burberry dog sweater that I saw on Etsy, because it’s a size Small and Oscar’s fat ass is a Medium.
The worst part is he doesn’t even care about losing the dog fat. I’m a terrible Mother.
